An attempt to catalog my experiences as I fare a strange, new world.

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ritditditdidoo:

Michael Vs. Toby Moments.

"This is a welcoming environment. So you should just get the hell out of here."

When you’re playing a rock show it’s really easy to tell if you’re doing great because chicks will flash their boobs at you when you’re up on stage. But if that happens here my eyes will fall out of my head and I’ll die.

—Andy from Parks & Recreation, talking about playing a concert at an old people’s home. (via shutupmaggie)

floorplan91:

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that’s beautiful." Rashida Jones

stacystasis:

Suzanne “Crazy Eyes” Warren

myworldwithoutyours:

I’m obsessed with this series now. I finished the first season and I can’t wait for the second one!

Bestlineever

myworldwithoutyours:

I’m obsessed with this series now. I finished the first season and I can’t wait for the second one!

Bestlineever